Don’t let your kids wander

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I see this everyday. Some random kid wandering around wreaking havoc and no parent in sight. I always wonder “Where are your parents?” because when I was that age, I was confined by an invisible leash that just so happened to be equal to the striking distance of my mother. If I went any further… … Continued

Caught on tape

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I think we’ve all been there before. You give the cashier a bill, and you get the wrong change back. Now did you only *think* you gave her a $20? or did she mess up and short you the $$$? Cop pulls up to a drive-thru, thinks he gives the cashier a $20 gets his … Continued

Guys shouldn’t smell like fruit

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Maybe its me, but I don’t think guys should smell like fruit. I just walked past a guy in the hallway, and he smelled distinctly like fruit. I dont know what kind of fruit, because my sense of smell is slightly better than that of a piece of granite. And having said that, you know … Continued

Why?

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Some things sound real good when somebody tells it to you, but in reality… are a bit dangerous. But what part of “We attach you to a bungie, drag you back 50 yards, and SHOOT you at a nearby hillside” sounds like it isn’t inherently dangerous? Hmmm? [googlevideo]8959221252413764426[/googlevideo]