Maybe its me, but I don’t think guys should smell like fruit. I just walked past a guy in the hallway, and he smelled distinctly like fruit. I dont know what kind of fruit, because my sense of smell is slightly better than that of a piece of granite. And having said that, you know this guy must have been *P U N G E N T* if I noticed it.
So wats with this fruit smell? Is it a new cologne? Eau de Kumquat?
Look even if you just spilled some OJ on yourself while falling into a fruit salad, quickly go do some jumping jacks in your cube to work up a nice “musky” scent to cover it up.