Telemarketers take note

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Big ups to whoever this Tom Mabe guy is. I don’t normally deal with telemarketers because, well, I never answer my phone. But on the rare occasion they catch me I try to politely say “no thank you”. When they ignore that and sound surprised that I don’t want to buy a 1,000 count box … Continued

They’re still breeding

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Quick, somebody neuter these people. At some point, we must prevent stupid people from breeding, otherwise they’re going to take over the world. Now, stupid idea #1 is “let’s light a big rock on fire [with gasoline] and skate down it”. Then this was improved upon by “Let’s poor more gas on it”. Then in … Continued

Where Is Bob?

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I stumbled upon the next “What White People Like” blog. OK, well, it wasn’t really me, it was Reddit. And really it doesn’t have anything to do with white people (necessarily). It is, however, quite amusing. Where Is Bob, Tales of an Absentee Manager deals with a manager… who is absent. A lot. We’ve all … Continued

Training Piranhas

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This is from Cute Overload. But it isn’t really cute. It’s rather creepy, if I’m being honest. Doesn’t anyone ever watch movies anymore? How many times does the whole “Train an animal to eat HUMAN FLESH” idea have to go horribly, horribly wrong before people learn? All it takes is one dose of gamma rays, … Continued