Why I’ll be the Best ‘Psycho’ Ex-Girlfriend You’ve Ever Had! From Craigslist. Not the *funniest* I’ve ever seen on Best of Craigslist, but a worthy read if you’re sitting on the bus with nothing to do because you don’t have a car anymore (ahem). Classic line from the story… “Within an hour, you’ll receive 57 … Continued
The cold has arrived
I stepped outside today and yesterday to borderline freezing temperatures. There was actually frost on my windshield which made me run a few minutes late for work. Yesterday I actually stopped about 3 steps from the front door, realized it was cold, stopped in my tracks, turned around, went back inside, and got a coat … Continued
MacHEADS Movie trailer
This is how I see pretty much all Mac users. Favorite line… “I’ve never knowingly slept with a windows user. Ever. That would never, ever happen.” Yowza!!!! [dailymotion]http://www.dailymotion.com/related/x72uk9_trailer-2-big-version_tech/video/x44l1c_macheads-the-movie-trailer_tech[/dailymotion]
Guess who’s coming to dinner?
If this isn’t a photoshop, it is AMAZING. If this happened to me, I don’t think the first thing I’d think of is “Where’s the camera?” It would be “If he’s *there* waiting for food… is the other one already in the house trying to catch ME?!?!?! Maude get the shotgun!”
They’re still breeding
Quick, somebody neuter these people. At some point, we must prevent stupid people from breeding, otherwise they’re going to take over the world. Now, stupid idea #1 is “let’s light a big rock on fire [with gasoline] and skate down it”. Then this was improved upon by “Let’s poor more gas on it”. Then in … Continued