Don’t let your kids wander

I see this everyday. Some random kid wandering around wreaking havoc and no parent in sight. I always wonder “Where are your parents?” because when I was that age, I was confined by an invisible leash that just so happened to be equal to the striking distance of my mother. If I went any further… … Continued

Happy Friday

Didn’t go to bed till late last night. I was up fiddling with my resume and looking over my online portfolio. As you may or may not know, we are undergoing a “re-organization” at my company. Which means I may or may not have a job at the end of this month. Personally, I think … Continued

Caught on tape

I think we’ve all been there before. You give the cashier a bill, and you get the wrong change back. Now did you only *think* you gave her a $20? or did she mess up and short you the $$$? Cop pulls up to a drive-thru, thinks he gives the cashier a $20 gets his … Continued

USA 2 – 0 Referees

For the second game in a row, the US had some crap officiating in their CONCACAF Gold Cup match. Fortunately, the US won both games *despite* the refs. The first match against Guatemala was won 1-0 on a goal by Clint Dempsey, and the second game against Trinidad & Tobago was won 2-0 on goals … Continued

In the elevator this morning

I’m sure I can’t be the only person this has happened to. Do you know somebody who wears glasses all the time? And you see that person without their glasses and they’re all squinty and/or beady eyed? And lets say you see that person in the elevator and you say “Good morning, Bill” and the … Continued