Spoofs and Parodies

What started as a mini-project to update my collection of Lightsaber Duels on YouTube took an amusing turn. Remember a few years ago, there was that umm, chunky, kid on youtube doing pretending he was a jedi or something? He was twirling all around and everybody thought it was funny. Until of course he sued … Continued

Catching up on Soccer

I’ve been pretty busy lately, and soccer (for me anyway) takes such a long time to consume, process, and evaluate (sounds official right?) that I haven’t really been commenting much on the general goings on. Well, I’ll try to “hit the bullet points” as Lil Will from Attack of the Show might say… First of … Continued

I <3 Pants

“You will search the records of the District of Columbia courts in vain for a case of more egregious or willful misconduct,” “Never before in recorded history have a group of defendants engaged in such misleading and unfair business practices.” “I haven’t worn pants with cuffs since the 1970s,” These classic quotes, destined to go … Continued

Let’s just pretend it didn’t happen

DC United loses to Real Salt Lake 2-1. It wasn’t that close. That had to be possibly the worst match I have ever seen DC United play. Ever. Ever. Ever. I am deleting this from my ghetto tivo, I am rubbing a big magnet over my head in the hopes of erasing my memory of … Continued