Came across this column entitled “Supposing . . . It’s OK to lie for the sheer hell of it” by Charlie Booker today. I gotta tell you, the british are just plain funny people, whether intentional or not. This line had me rolling…

“…pretty much any statement that implies I give a toss about anyone other than myself is almost certainly untrue…”

Just the phrase “give a toss” makes me giggle.

Anyway, its a funny read and I hope you remember when you get a text message saying i’m in a helicopter…