that loud “plink” you just heard were the Porsche keys of all the middle-aged men in the country in a mid-life crisis hitting the floor at the news that….

‘Heroes’ stars Hayden and Milo are dating

Our favorite cheerleader is off the market folks. And she’s hooked with some old dude no less!

One response to “Off the market

  1. Dude, wtf is wrong with her parents? This douchebag is fucking 30 years OLD!!! Even my dad said it best, “what kind of sick freak wacko is this guy?” Let’s face it, no matter who this chick dated, she was going to eventually end up in a oil drum.

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