From, check this link. Don’t worry about the photo, the real GOOD STUFF is in the audio link “take a listen to Dimitri” in the 3rd paragraph (direct link here). What a d-bag! This is amazing, I didn’t think there were actually people around like this… who am I kidding, there are more ‘tarded people every day. After you’ve listened to it twice, read the comments, some of ’em are really good.

I’m curious though… does this tactic actually work on anyone? I figure if you have to tell people you’re a “catch”, then really, you’re not. It’s kinda like when you have to tell people “I’m not stupid.” Odds are you just did something that was really stupid, and people give you that “look” like they’re talking to someone with the IQ of a squirrel, which makes you say that.