The Skateboard won.
Not even close.
[metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2317745/the_skateboard_strikes_back/[/metacafe]
I don’t understand why the kid is upset with the board. It’s not the board’s fault you lost your shirt and have no coordination and fell (notice I did not say “flew” or “launched” or a similar adjective) off of the ramp. The board properly reprimanded you. Fear the skateboard.
Fear. The. Skate. Board.