…from laughing so hard. And I’m trying to laugh quietly, because I’m at work, and it’s making it worse. On top of that, while I’m reading it, I’m “talking” to the ol’ lady on the phone. And if she hears me chuckling for no reason, it’ll make her angry. And we don’t want that. Quite frankly, when you see what I’m laughing at your going to think I’m an evil, evil man. And you’d be right.
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First, for just a taste of what’s to come, check out this link over at HolyTaco. This guy got his girlfriend to model in a bikini in front of his car that is for sale. Then posted them over at a body building forum. The comments in the HolyTaco link are JUST THE BEGINNING.
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After you get your chuckles there, go to the BodyBuilding Forums where the original story occurs. His fellow forum members are RUTHLESS. Comments like “I think i just threw up one of my lungs” and “Her a** looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds…” are the tip of the iceberg. Because then… they start PHOTOSHOPPING.
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I had to stop reading because I can’t breathe anymore. That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. There are 62 pages of posts before the moderators locked the thread. Instant classic.
I have to ask though… WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!?!?!?!?!!?!
Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that your girlfriend is super, smokin, inferno HOT. Why would you put photos of her in a bikini on the internet so a bunch of skeezy dudes can scope her out from the privacy of their darkened mom’s basement? You really want to have dudes come up to you and say “Hey, I saw your woman online. I’ve got her as a wallpaper on my desktop.” Creepy. Just creepy.
More realistically, your woman is just average (because most women are, by definition, average). Why put her out there for some guys to say she’s hot (see above) and others to dog her out?
Then there’s the potential for rose-colored glasses. You might think she is “exotic” and “different”, when in reality she looks like a hyena. Or as a poster in the forums said “looks like she washes her face every night with a bear trap”. Why take the chance? Your woman will forever be remembered as the laughing stock from some forum where several thousand (yes, thousand) people made fun of her (and YOU).
