The only time you will ever hear “Mom told me to sell pot”

I’m not even going to get into the morality of asking your child to sell YOUR weed in order to make enough money to post bond so you can GET YOU OUT OF JAIL. No.
Instead, I will get into the supreme stupidity of making the call… from the police station… to tell your child to sell your weed to make enough money to post bond so you can get out of jail. I mean, really folks, how stupid do you have to be. I have to wonder at the thought process behind this. Did she furtively look around first to see if anybody was watching? Then cup her hand over the mouthpiece of the phone so no one would hear? Did she whisper into the phone?