Ladies. Please.
If I can smell your perfume from three cubicles away, you are wearing too much perfume.
If I can walk down a hallway and correctly identify that you walked down the hallway ten minutes before I did, you are wearing too much perfume.
If people sneeze EVERY time you come within a 10 yard radius of them, you are wearing too much perfume.
If it seems like people cry every time you stand next to them, its not because they are emotional… you are wearing too much perfume.
Never has the phrase “less is more” been more appropriate than regarding perfume (and cologne for that matter too, gentlemen). I’m sure you are a very nice person, but I wouldn’t know because I’m afraid if I get too close I will gag from smoke inhalation.
Perfume is only sexy when standing next to you and someone says “My what a lovely aroma, please tell me, what is that you’re wearing?” Perfume is not sexy when somebody from 50 feet away yells “What the f*** is that smell?”